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me: *finds it kind of funny* *finds it kind of sad*

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"Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool I’ve ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything — all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure – these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart."
-Steve Jobs (commencement speech at Stanford, 2005)


sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day



when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready



Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with your life today.

Me:  leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy


If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.



My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.



Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts



*trys to hit high note of favorite song*